if my life was a movie the title would probably be “series of unfortunate events”
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if my life was a movie the title would probably be “series of unfortunate events” (Source: s-parklers, via s-parklers)
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thesocietyisfuckup:
9 more months of school how cute, it’s like school is pregnant with summer wow i can’t wait
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9 more months of school how cute, it’s like school is pregnant with summer wow i can’t wait
(Source: goldenkintsugi, via goldenkintsugi)
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aleetleghostie:
you should prepare for when your kids ask “where do babies come from?” by hiding babies all over your house, and when they ask, say “haha where don’t they come from!” and open all of your cabinets and then all of the babies crawl out.
(Source: doglets, via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)
you should prepare for when your kids ask “where do babies come from?” by hiding babies all over your house, and when they ask, say “haha where don’t they come from!” and open all of your cabinets and then all of the babies crawl out.
(Source: doglets, via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)
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me: *breathes*
mom: you need to change your damn attitude
